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Welcome to HeathensOnline.com. You’ve probably reached this site by mistake, but we encourage you to take a look around before you move on to the asian midget porn you meant to go to. Here you can read about booze, books, boobs, and other alliterative topics as seen through our slightly cracked lens. You might find you agree with some of what we say, or you might feel the urge to defenestrate. Either way you probably just learned a new word.

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Ruminations

Get your very own monkey spanker»

Occasionally someone will send me a link that I think is funny, but this one is just messed up.  I am not really sure just what is going on there, but it looks to me like someone took a ping pong paddle and poked a hole in it.  
Then I suppose you are expected to [...]

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Rants

Wall e: A Rant»

     The New Disney-Pixar film “Wall E” is a cute story, enjoyable for both children and adults, which is pretty impressive, since there’s basically no real dialogue for the first hour.  A love story between a pair of robots, trying to save themselves, the Earth, and the Human Race itself, all in beautiful CGI, whose [...]

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Reviews

Wanted: Reveiw of the Revision»

     So I took the time and braved the crowds this holiday weekend and went and saw “Wanted” this weekend.  While the theater was filled with “too cool and tough for this shit” teenagers dumb enough not to shut off their cell phones, it was thankfully bereft of small children, for whom the movie is [...]

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Random

What’s in a name, part deux.»

A while back I wrote a post regarding names that could be, shall we say, taken the wrong way. Someone has just sent me a link to what could be considered the One True Repository of poorly chosen website addresses (URL). If you’re looking to kill some time or just want a good laugh head [...]

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What’s in a name, part deux.

By Med • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Random

A while back I wrote a post regarding names that could be, shall we say, taken the wrong way. Someone has just sent me a link to what could be considered the One True Repository of poorly chosen website addresses (URL). If you’re looking to kill some time or just want a good laugh head [...]

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Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the MMORPG.

By Med • Jul 22nd, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

Sam Raimi. To most, he is the well known Hollywood director of the summer blockbuster Spider-Man series. But to some he is the creator of one of the finest B-grade horror films in the history of the genre, The Evil Dead, and with it what could be the greatest character to ever grace the screen, [...]

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Hello? Are you there Cthulu? It’s me, Med.

By Med • Jul 22nd, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

Grand ideas. History is rife with them, from the obscure young Macedonian named Alex who decided to get himself a little more land to those immortal words, “Let’s get the band back together!”
This Website was just such an idea. But maybe with more beer…
As so often happens with such lofty ambitions this little “home on [...]

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Get your very own monkey spanker

By Gilgemesh • Sep 2nd, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

Occasionally someone will send me a link that I think is funny, but this one is just messed up.  I am not really sure just what is going on there, but it looks to me like someone took a ping pong paddle and poked a hole in it.  
Then I suppose you are expected to [...]

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God Shuffled His Feet (a second attempt at a cover story)

By Gilgemesh • Aug 22nd, 2008 • Category: Random

He looked around at all his work and wearily thought to himself, “I need a break”. It had been 7 days. 7 long days, during which he had been constantly working. Molding. Building. Brainstorming his next great idea. And now, all that work was catching up to him. And, since he was in charge, he declared a day off.

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Line Dynamics and You.

By Gilgemesh • Jul 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

As Med and Fade know, I am a Macophile.  Being a designer,, and an early adopter of the IIe I have been using an Apple brand computer for over 2 decades.  Knowing that, like many other computer companies, Apple has some glitches in any new release, I did not jump on the iPhone bandwagon last [...]

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Wall e: A Rant

By Fade • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Rants

     The New Disney-Pixar film “Wall E” is a cute story, enjoyable for both children and adults, which is pretty impressive, since there’s basically no real dialogue for the first hour.  A love story between a pair of robots, trying to save themselves, the Earth, and the Human Race itself, all in beautiful CGI, whose [...]

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Wanted: Reveiw of the Revision

By Fade • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Movies, Reviews

     So I took the time and braved the crowds this holiday weekend and went and saw “Wanted” this weekend.  While the theater was filled with “too cool and tough for this shit” teenagers dumb enough not to shut off their cell phones, it was thankfully bereft of small children, for whom the movie is [...]

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Festival Update

By Fade • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

Alright, its been a full week since Festival, and I think that I’m finally recovered enough to write about it.  This year’s Festival involved: The introduction of a new Red Shirt into our tribe; The subsequent promotion of Med from Standing Red shirt to, “Torquemada of the Red”; Multiple Midget games (including horseshoes, badminton, and [...]

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Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.

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So, you need a new keyboard

By Gilgemesh • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Reviews

Check out this one from Art Lebedev. Here’s the short version, each key has a tiny microchip and display screen.  So if you don’t want your K key to have a K, but rather a Nekid image of some tasty morsel, you just upload that image to the key chip and presto.  Now you have a [...]

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Festival, a Brief History and Guideline

By Fade • May 20th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

You can feel it in the air.  Already you see people making travel plans, boarding up their houses, the mass evacuations of neighborhoods, children being shipped off to faraway places, and the police gearing up for a rash of complaints. It can only mean one thing. The Festival is nearly upon us, and by that, [...]

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