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Archive for March, 2008

Good News for South Park fans

By Gilgemesh • Mar 30th, 2008 • Category: TV

Some times you wonder just how money grubbing and evil the folks in Hollywood can be.  Well, it seems that Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the guys who so wonderfully brought us Baseketball and South Park, are refusing to join the elitist screw the fans Hollywood in crowd. South Park Studios, a new venture from the [...]



Stupid Laws, or Zombie Conspiracy?

By Fade • Mar 27th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations, Zombies

This morning, I came across this little gem of a ruling from BG News (of Bowling Green State University) where a group of LARP (Live Action Role Players) had their game of Human vs Zombie interrupted when the University decided to ban Nerf Guns on campus. Basically the game is, a group of students [...]



Better than Hockey fights, the top 12 Hockey Goalie fights

By Gilgemesh • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Hockey

I am a pretty big hockey fan. A bigger fan of Hockey fights. And, an even bigger fan of the rare and elusive Goalie fight. These are my top 12.



Regarding Email Addresses

By Med • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Like any good Heathen I am gainfully employed (while it’s true that we need fewer clothes than most, we require astonishing amounts of booze). And like most of you out there to become employed involved the creation and distribution of that time honored document: the resume.
It just so happens that the company I now work [...]



Shameless Plug

By Fade • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Random

Ahh Springtime.  As the days grow longer, and the weather grows warmer, we slowly spiral into those days where we go to vast parties, ones where you are expected to “provide” something to help with the hosting.  Usually its beer, or potato salad or some sort of Bar-B-Que type item.  Since any beer I could [...]



Naked News, and it wasn’t even us.

By Gilgemesh • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

While doing my usual search for all things Heathen news I cam across this link to Nude News - The Bare Truth a collection of current news items pertaining to nude or naked folks.  Some of the highlights:

‘Jesus Told Me to take a Nude Stroll’ - A man walking naked on U.S. 1 in Florida told police [...]



Why aren’t we more angry *period*?

By Med • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Gil’s post got me thinking. Realistically I’m not TOO angry about gas prices because any rational person should have seen it coming. This country ['s electoral college] voted into office (twice) an oil man who proceeded to invade an oil producing region of the world under false pretenses. Add that to the fact that compared [...]



Why aren’t we more angry about Gas prices?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 24th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Now that gas is over $3.00 nationwide I began to wonder why no one seems upset about it. Do you know where your gas money really goes?



Fantasy Election Drafts

By Fade • Mar 22nd, 2008 • Category: Politics

In his latest post, Gilgemesh has voiced his disappointment, not only in the candidates, but at playing in a rigged game all together.  The way I see, it, if the game is boring, cheer on the cheerleaders.
While it is true, in the remaining Primaries, if you are a Republican or Independent, you have no real options, [...]



Swedish Church Beats All Comers to Win Cock Award

By Gilgemesh • Mar 21st, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Yes, you read that headline correct. Check out this story about a church in Sweeden that has won the prestigeous 2008 Church Cock of the Year. Some great quotes from the article. Such as:
“It’s a lovely cock,” said Anna-Maria Larsson, the parish vicar
and this, which really was taken directly from the news source, got to [...]