NOW they tell me!
By Med • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: RandomA thoughtful friend sent me this link. I can see now where I’ve been making all my mistakes. After reading that it’s all so simple. I’m going out tonight and buying pajamas…
Med is wondering where his keys are.
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OK. So does anyone else see the group thing in #3 as some weird mormon thing they don’t warn you about? Then in #4 you are supposed to run screamin nekid and wet out of the bathroom to find the rest of your family, who no doubt will be completely accepting by your raging erection and the weird, lusty look in your eyes. And I must say, #5 is basically screaming - tie your hands to the bed posts. Let’s pause to analyse #6 for a moment. Your family is no doubt hoping by now that you will just STAY in your room, but NO. You end up in the kitchen, late at night, no doubt with a warm apple pie! And, WHY would I be thinking of myself at a time like that. Perhaps if I had, I wouldn’t be in this situation. We don’t even need to progress to 7, 8 or 9.
In reference to #3,
Well Med, its been nice knowing you, shame you have to end our friendship
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