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While doing my usual search for all things Heathen news I cam across this link to Nude News - The Bare Truth a collection of current news items pertaining to nude or naked folks.  Some of the highlights:

• ‘Jesus Told Me to take a Nude Stroll’ - A man walking naked on U.S. 1 in Florida told police he was acting on instructions from Jesus
• This Sex Really Sucks - When a stunned security guard stumbled upon a naked contractor getting friendly with the hose end of a vacuum, the man offered a novel excuse: He said he was just “cleaning” his underpants.
• Naked Martial Arts Expert Battles Police - It was no ordinary naked man that police in Chappaqua, N.Y. detained, after finding him banging on his ex-girlfriend’s door. And when he knocked a stun gun away with a karate move, they recognized this naked ninja meant business.

Well, I guess it takes a true heathen to know when to drop trou and when not to. I’ll see what other stuff I can find, but this link just asked to be posted.