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Archive for April, 2008

Get lit, Save Earth. Drunken Environmentalism

By Gilgemesh • Apr 29th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

While doing a bit of research followup to my post on Heathen Support for Earth Day I came across a great environmentally sound idea they are trying in Norway.  Where, by the way, they have some of the most fabulous women.  Second only to those from Sweden.  Yes, I am sucking up to the wife just in case she [...]



Living up to the Hype

By Med • Apr 24th, 2008 • Category: Booze

 
Hype. Dictionary.com defines it as “exaggerated publicity; hoopla”. I think it’s safe to say that most of us have at one time or another been caught up in hype, and on nearly every one of those occasions been let down. Maybe it was a new book (are you listening Mr. Barker?), maybe it was a [...]



Heathen support for Earth Day

By Gilgemesh • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Today is Earth Day. In order to show an appropriate amount of support for this holiday I decided I would find a great cause to support. There are a lot of worthy causes out there.



A Heathen in the Promised Land

By Fade • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life, Ruminations

     Now, I’m not Jewish (well I’m Ungodly Heathen of course, but I didn’t originate as Jewish either), but I do attend Seder activities every year at a friends house, a tradition that has become a treasured holiday for me (and not just for the inevitable nekid hot tubbing that usually follows).   For the past few years, I’ve found [...]



Doctor Horrible, a Sing-a-long blog

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Random

I came across an interesting link today.  Apparently Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy, Firefly, and various and sundry other items, has create a new project.
“Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will star Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, Felicia Day as Penny and a cast of dozens.” 
Yeah, that would be Doogie/Barney, That [...]



What, exactly, do they massage?

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Now they’ve gone and done it. I came, pardon the pun, across a story about some amazing new massage pants. Yeah, massage pants. Just let that roll around in your head a bit before you click this link. Now, it is important to note, you will need 499 friends if you [...]



2,008 naked people would be super!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

If you happen to be near Austria’s Ernst Happel Stadium, the site of the Euro championship final, on May 11, you may want to pop in. Why? All good Heathens should attend naked photoshoots, and this one is a doozy. Check out this post at The Beautiful Game to get the details.



Getting Pwned by Hillbillies.

By Fade • Apr 8th, 2008 • Category: Games

   I consider myself a moderate gamer, not having enough free time or money to play all the games and excel at any of them, but have some skills and enough experience to generally know what I’m doing.  Thanks to Med, I occasionally will venture online and play multi-player games on the PC or X [...]



Those wacky Theologians

By Fade • Apr 3rd, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

  Every once in a while you have to reexamine your views on religion, and their leaders, in order to find renewed faith in your own.  I’ve always maintained that there was good to be found in all aspects, if you know how to pick and choose, like a buffet (to paraphrase “Big Trouble in [...]



Great news for men everwhere!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 3rd, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A real-life, legitimate study has confirmed that quickie sex is better than prolonged sex. Check out the article here for the recap. Here is the quote
A new scientific study about sex found that when it comes to sexual intercourse, a few minutes is best.