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Now they’ve gone and done it. I came, pardon the pun, across a story about some amazing new massage pants. Yeah, massage pants. Just let that roll around in your head a bit before you click this link. Now, it is important to note, you will need 499 friends if you want to order a pair. It seems you can only buy them in batches of 500. See here. But, on a good note, to quote Sean at Fashionably Geek:

If you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.

and there’s always these to look forward to, some excerpts from the sales copy:

• super vibration massage (Super vibration, sounds good to me)
• infrared heaters (Heat can be nice)
• automatic temperature control (Not too hot, not too cold)
• safe and reliable (Safe is good, especially with a made in China label)
• A variety of massage (Variety, the spice of life)
• Automatic mode (Just sit back and do nothing)
• Automatic regularly work 20 minutes (Every 20 minutes.  Better than with a partner)
• High-performance rechargeable batteries (You don’t want these babies plugged into the wall do you?)