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Archive for May, 2008

Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.



Further reason to be a Heathen

By Gilgemesh • May 28th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A procession of devils, ghosts and zombies through the historic Spanish city of Toledo has been branded blasphemous by the Catholic Church.



So, you need a new keyboard

By Gilgemesh • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Reviews

Check out this one from Art Lebedev. Here’s the short version, each key has a tiny microchip and display screen.  So if you don’t want your K key to have a K, but rather a Nekid image of some tasty morsel, you just upload that image to the key chip and presto.  Now you have a [...]



Festival, a Brief History and Guideline

By Fade • May 20th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

You can feel it in the air.  Already you see people making travel plans, boarding up their houses, the mass evacuations of neighborhoods, children being shipped off to faraway places, and the police gearing up for a rash of complaints. It can only mean one thing. The Festival is nearly upon us, and by that, [...]



The Great Tasting Project Part 1

By Med • May 17th, 2008 • Category: Booze

So we thought we’d try something new. Something involving sacrifice by us in a brave attempt to enhance or better your life. Something for which we would ask no thanks, but go forth proud in the knowledge that we had suffered on behalf of our fellow man.

Something involving us drinking beer.



Random Thoughts from the day

By Fade • May 12th, 2008 • Category: Random, Ruminations

Just a few thoughts that popped into my head throughout the day.

 Just because you drop some Swedish Fish into a puddle of rain water, doesn’t mean they’ll swim away, no matter how pretty it looks.
This Traffic Jam would be seriously annoying, if it wasn’t for all the gasoline fumes in my car.  Instead its just [...]



“It ain’t easy having Pals”

By Fade • May 11th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Watching recent events unfold in “How I Met Your Mother” has got me thinking (besides confirming that Neil Patrick Harris is one of the best actors of our time) about friendship. The world of non-romantic relationships takes on many forms and labels. There are acquaintances, workmates, colleagues, roommates, wingmen, Bro’s, buds, mates, close [...]



Fool in the Rain - A Led Zeppelin Cover Story

By Gilgemesh • May 2nd, 2008 • Category: Random

I’ve been wondering if it was possible to write a short fiction cover of a popular song. So, with all due respect, I’m going to give this a try, and if it doesn’t work, well, piss off. All credit to the original composers of this song, Mr. Jones, Mr. Page, and Mr. Plant.



Regaining that Half Inch

By Fade • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

     The other day I was over Med’s house, trying out a growler(jug o’ beer) of  “Racer X” (which is actually quite good, three tastes in one mouthful).  Seeing as it was a lot of beer, I soon had to adjourn to the bathroom.  As I relieved myself, my eyes wandered over the ever present [...]



Everyone needs one of these!

By Med • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Random

As part of my day job I come into constant contact with the absolute state of the art in consumer audio and video. I’ve spent time in home theater setups that cost more than most people’s homes, with picture and sound that could make you weep.

This is not a post about any of those products.