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Just a few thoughts that popped into my head throughout the day.

•  Just because you drop some Swedish Fish into a puddle of rain water, doesn’t mean they’ll swim away, no matter how pretty it looks.
• This Traffic Jam would be seriously annoying, if it wasn’t for all the gasoline fumes in my car.  Instead its just kind of …….purple-y.
• Perfect demonstration of, as Benjamin Linus said, “Fate is a fickle bitch”.  You study and train hard, and get to be a helicopter pilot, flying fast and free up in the sky, only to end up spending all day hovering over traffic jams for the news.
• Your status with me:  While I would cross the street to pee on you if you were on fire, I’m not sure I’d pee on you to heal a jellyfish sting.  And I pee on alot of things…
• Sometimes its not a matter of seeing the forest through the trees, or the trees in the forest.  Sometimes its just about seeing that single flower/deer/trickling waterfall that’s right in front of you, that’s the whole point of tromping through the forest in the first place.  Me??  I see pink elephants stomping on corporate raiders while fighting off a zombie horde in a blood red rain at sunset, but that’s besides the point.
• The funny thing about time is, it’s by far the cheapest and easiest thing to give to someone, and yet, to the receiver its often one of the most precious and meaningful things you can give.  A gift of a just heartbeats and shallow breaths, and yet all we can think of are excuses as to why we don’t have enough to give, until its too late and we run out, and then all we ask for is, more.
• Considering, in Japan, you now need a special ID card in order to buy cigarettes (to prove you are old enough), and yet not for the beer they sell in vending machines, I’m doubly convinced that nicotine helps prevent consumer zombie-ism.
• The only time I’ll EVER be considered “the bigger man”, is if I’m compared to Med, and I’m fine with that.
• What is my wife doing all day while I’m at work, that requires a Dust Buster in the bathroom?  Is there a new attachment that I don’t know about, or are her legs not that silky smooth naturally?
• My whole goal in writing, is to NOT write something that forces me to sleep on the couch for a few nights.  Unless I just bought a REALLY good X-Box game, then I’ll just make some shit up.
• Sometimes, in our search to find ourselves, we lose the people that know us the best.
• Sometimes talking to you is like getting dog kisses from my puppy after he licks his own ass.

Hey, I warned you they were random, and I never said I was sane.