Get your very own monkey spanker
By Gilgemesh • Sep 2nd, 2008 • Category: RuminationsOccasionally someone will send me a link that I think is funny, but this one is just messed up. I am not really sure just what is going on there, but it looks to me like someone took a ping pong paddle and poked a hole in it.
Then I suppose you are expected to place the ‘monkey’ in the middle and give it a little forehand/backhand.
Yeah, for those that didn’t click to the link, and made it this far, the monkey spanker is a vibrator for men. I am not usually at a loss for things to say, but this time, I got nothing.
Click over and check it out. It’s confounding.
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