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By Gilgemesh • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Heathen NewsMany parts of the world aren’t blessed with the excessive precipitation that we recieve here in the NE US. How do other people deal with their lack of rain? Well, in the ancient heathen way. By sending their unwed virgins in the fields to plow. The fields that is you sick bastiches.
This is better than the recent Tree Marriage they performed. Which is only slightly better than the Frog Marriages they were up to.
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So wait, trees and frogs can marry but not gays?
I imagine that California would also boycott Frog and Tree marriage.