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Gilgemesh:

Is the proud father of 2 fabulous sons, both of whom fortuitously look like their mother. He has traveled the world on someone else’s dime, married above himself, and played on Broadway.  He will be here all night and recommends the veal.

Fade:

Is a cog in a machine, but has managed to cling to his individuality; Traveled to many different places throughout the world (3 additional continents besides N. America) and works in order to visit more; Is a proud father of a Kiwi, and is now adjusting to his new life with his two dogs and newly arrived and fully paid for Mail order Asian Bride (catalog # JAP021542).

Med:

Is the Heathen Red-Shirt. He is one part snob, one part geek, and one part “drunk guy at that party who kept trying to talk to you while you tried to get away”. He drinks far too much beer then does far too much exercise to work it off.

G (Or whatever):

Is a short, bald, ill tempered Romanian with a taste for Gin, long nights of Poker, and well endowed women (usually ones that Fade had previously dated). He is also our lawyer, and you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.