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By Fade • Apr 1st, 2008 • Category: TV

One of the most horrible things about the past writer’s strike has been that most people have had to go without the Series “24“, with no chance to see a new episode until 2009. Well the simplest solution to those that need their “Jack” fix is to take a little vacation, all the way [...]



Stupid Laws, or Zombie Conspiracy?

By Fade • Mar 27th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations, Zombies

This morning, I came across this little gem of a ruling from BG News (of Bowling Green State University) where a group of LARP (Live Action Role Players) had their game of Human vs Zombie interrupted when the University decided to ban Nerf Guns on campus. Basically the game is, a group of students [...]



Shameless Plug

By Fade • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Random

Ahh Springtime.  As the days grow longer, and the weather grows warmer, we slowly spiral into those days where we go to vast parties, ones where you are expected to “provide” something to help with the hosting.  Usually its beer, or potato salad or some sort of Bar-B-Que type item.  Since any beer I could [...]



Fantasy Election Drafts

By Fade • Mar 22nd, 2008 • Category: Politics

In his latest post, Gilgemesh has voiced his disappointment, not only in the candidates, but at playing in a rigged game all together.  The way I see, it, if the game is boring, cheer on the cheerleaders.
While it is true, in the remaining Primaries, if you are a Republican or Independent, you have no real options, [...]



What the internet is actually for

By Fade • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

As Gilgemesh pointed out in his post, there is a grave misunderstanding what the Internet is for. Perhaps the PM had wandered down Avenue Q in WOW or another MMPORG.
There are plenty of other uses for the Internet out there. For example, you can read highly informative and life redefining Blogs written by Anal retentive [...]



Army of 2 Review

By Fade • Mar 11th, 2008 • Category: Games, Reviews

  Army of Two.  All in all, not a bad game.   Like most things, better with two people, but still enjoyable alone.
The basics of the game is you take the role of one of two “contractors” and are thrust into various battlegrounds of recent history (Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq)with specific objectives to achieve for cold hard cash.  Make no [...]



An Interview gets out of hand.

By Fade • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Random

Due to a situation that may or may not have actually happened, and brought on by Med’s post, I felt compelled to share this advice with our readers.
When going on a business interview, breath deep, relax, and when the bored stuffed shirt shuffles your papers and asks “Do you have an MBA?”, do NOT:
Scratch the [...]



Advertisements from Another Dimension

By Fade • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: Random

Normally, I’m pretty much immune to all the marketing tricks and trends. All the grand lifestyles, bikini babes, talking animals, and “so cool everyone wants one” type of ploys fall on deaf ears (or blind eyes as the case maybe). But lately, something strange is going on. Either advertisers have found a way to beam [...]