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We’re putting the band back together!

By Gilgemesh • Mar 2nd, 2010 • Category: Uncategorized

So, in honor of Med reviving the site from the dusty wall of cyberspaces back room, I thought it might be time to take a look at who else was getting back together.  Here’s the list of highlights:
Gwen Stefani puts her life, and solo career on hold to bring back No Doubt
Hippie lovefest band Phish, [...]



And now we bring you back to your normal heathen news

By Gilgemesh • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Heathen News

Ancient Heathen rain ceremony? But of course…



Get your very own monkey spanker

By Gilgemesh • Sep 2nd, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

Occasionally someone will send me a link that I think is funny, but this one is just messed up.  I am not really sure just what is going on there, but it looks to me like someone took a ping pong paddle and poked a hole in it.  
Then I suppose you are expected to [...]



God Shuffled His Feet (a second attempt at a cover story)

By Gilgemesh • Aug 22nd, 2008 • Category: Random

He looked around at all his work and wearily thought to himself, “I need a break”. It had been 7 days. 7 long days, during which he had been constantly working. Molding. Building. Brainstorming his next great idea. And now, all that work was catching up to him. And, since he was in charge, he declared a day off.



Line Dynamics and You.

By Gilgemesh • Jul 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

As Med and Fade know, I am a Macophile.  Being a designer,, and an early adopter of the IIe I have been using an Apple brand computer for over 2 decades.  Knowing that, like many other computer companies, Apple has some glitches in any new release, I did not jump on the iPhone bandwagon last [...]



Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.



Further reason to be a Heathen

By Gilgemesh • May 28th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A procession of devils, ghosts and zombies through the historic Spanish city of Toledo has been branded blasphemous by the Catholic Church.



So, you need a new keyboard

By Gilgemesh • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Reviews

Check out this one from Art Lebedev. Here’s the short version, each key has a tiny microchip and display screen.  So if you don’t want your K key to have a K, but rather a Nekid image of some tasty morsel, you just upload that image to the key chip and presto.  Now you have a [...]



Fool in the Rain - A Led Zeppelin Cover Story

By Gilgemesh • May 2nd, 2008 • Category: Random

I’ve been wondering if it was possible to write a short fiction cover of a popular song. So, with all due respect, I’m going to give this a try, and if it doesn’t work, well, piss off. All credit to the original composers of this song, Mr. Jones, Mr. Page, and Mr. Plant.



Get lit, Save Earth. Drunken Environmentalism

By Gilgemesh • Apr 29th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

While doing a bit of research followup to my post on Heathen Support for Earth Day I came across a great environmentally sound idea they are trying in Norway.  Where, by the way, they have some of the most fabulous women.  Second only to those from Sweden.  Yes, I am sucking up to the wife just in case she [...]