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Line Dynamics and You.

By Gilgemesh • Jul 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

As Med and Fade know, I am a Macophile.  Being a designer,, and an early adopter of the IIe I have been using an Apple brand computer for over 2 decades.  Knowing that, like many other computer companies, Apple has some glitches in any new release, I did not jump on the iPhone bandwagon last [...]



Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.



Further reason to be a Heathen

By Gilgemesh • May 28th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A procession of devils, ghosts and zombies through the historic Spanish city of Toledo has been branded blasphemous by the Catholic Church.



So, you need a new keyboard

By Gilgemesh • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Reviews

Check out this one from Art Lebedev. Here’s the short version, each key has a tiny microchip and display screen.  So if you don’t want your K key to have a K, but rather a Nekid image of some tasty morsel, you just upload that image to the key chip and presto.  Now you have a [...]



Fool in the Rain - A Led Zeppelin Cover Story

By Gilgemesh • May 2nd, 2008 • Category: Random

I’ve been wondering if it was possible to write a short fiction cover of a popular song. So, with all due respect, I’m going to give this a try, and if it doesn’t work, well, piss off. All credit to the original composers of this song, Mr. Jones, Mr. Page, and Mr. Plant.



Get lit, Save Earth. Drunken Environmentalism

By Gilgemesh • Apr 29th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

While doing a bit of research followup to my post on Heathen Support for Earth Day I came across a great environmentally sound idea they are trying in Norway.  Where, by the way, they have some of the most fabulous women.  Second only to those from Sweden.  Yes, I am sucking up to the wife just in case she [...]



Heathen support for Earth Day

By Gilgemesh • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Today is Earth Day. In order to show an appropriate amount of support for this holiday I decided I would find a great cause to support. There are a lot of worthy causes out there.



Doctor Horrible, a Sing-a-long blog

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Random

I came across an interesting link today.  Apparently Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy, Firefly, and various and sundry other items, has create a new project.
“Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will star Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, Felicia Day as Penny and a cast of dozens.” 
Yeah, that would be Doogie/Barney, That [...]



What, exactly, do they massage?

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Now they’ve gone and done it. I came, pardon the pun, across a story about some amazing new massage pants. Yeah, massage pants. Just let that roll around in your head a bit before you click this link. Now, it is important to note, you will need 499 friends if you [...]



2,008 naked people would be super!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

If you happen to be near Austria’s Ernst Happel Stadium, the site of the Euro championship final, on May 11, you may want to pop in. Why? All good Heathens should attend naked photoshoots, and this one is a doozy. Check out this post at The Beautiful Game to get the details.