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What, exactly, do they massage?

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Now they’ve gone and done it. I came, pardon the pun, across a story about some amazing new massage pants. Yeah, massage pants. Just let that roll around in your head a bit before you click this link. Now, it is important to note, you will need 499 friends if you [...]



2,008 naked people would be super!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

If you happen to be near Austria’s Ernst Happel Stadium, the site of the Euro championship final, on May 11, you may want to pop in. Why? All good Heathens should attend naked photoshoots, and this one is a doozy. Check out this post at The Beautiful Game to get the details.



Great news for men everwhere!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 3rd, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A real-life, legitimate study has confirmed that quickie sex is better than prolonged sex. Check out the article here for the recap. Here is the quote
A new scientific study about sex found that when it comes to sexual intercourse, a few minutes is best.



On lions and clowns and other things to fear at the circus.

By Gilgemesh • Apr 2nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

The circus is in town.  Normally, I would not consider this to be an event worth noting.  However, my son is now of circus going age, and I thought it might be a good idea to suggest a circus trip to the wife. Apparently, I was mistaken.



Good News for South Park fans

By Gilgemesh • Mar 30th, 2008 • Category: TV

Some times you wonder just how money grubbing and evil the folks in Hollywood can be.  Well, it seems that Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the guys who so wonderfully brought us Baseketball and South Park, are refusing to join the elitist screw the fans Hollywood in crowd. South Park Studios, a new venture from the [...]



Better than Hockey fights, the top 12 Hockey Goalie fights

By Gilgemesh • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Hockey

I am a pretty big hockey fan. A bigger fan of Hockey fights. And, an even bigger fan of the rare and elusive Goalie fight. These are my top 12.



Naked News, and it wasn’t even us.

By Gilgemesh • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

While doing my usual search for all things Heathen news I cam across this link to Nude News - The Bare Truth a collection of current news items pertaining to nude or naked folks.  Some of the highlights:

‘Jesus Told Me to take a Nude Stroll’ - A man walking naked on U.S. 1 in Florida told police [...]



Why aren’t we more angry about Gas prices?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 24th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Now that gas is over $3.00 nationwide I began to wonder why no one seems upset about it. Do you know where your gas money really goes?



Swedish Church Beats All Comers to Win Cock Award

By Gilgemesh • Mar 21st, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Yes, you read that headline correct. Check out this story about a church in Sweeden that has won the prestigeous 2008 Church Cock of the Year. Some great quotes from the article. Such as:
“It’s a lovely cock,” said Anna-Maria Larsson, the parish vicar
and this, which really was taken directly from the news source, got to [...]



Does your Presidential vote count?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 19th, 2008 • Category: Politics, Rants

I haven’t really liked any of the major candidates running for President. To me, it always seems like a bit of, picking the lesser of two evils. So I just voted for one of the alternate candidates knowing they’d never get elected. Until recently that is.