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Get That Song Out of My Head!

By Gilgemesh • Mar 18th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Warning: This topic may cause horrid music to become irrevocably stuck in your cerebrum. How do you get the song out? What if you don’t know the name of the song? Well, I’ll help.



What is a Dell for?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

So, as some of you may have read earlier in the rants section, my wife has a QVC addiction. Until today I thought of this as a huge problem. Now, I know that QVC has some redeeming qualities. As can be seen in this video which, if not embeded in the post, [...]



Cool things to try with a post

By Gilgemesh • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

Now, it is important to note, that this will not contain items such as, your blogging will help you meet beautiful bikini girls, nor it will help you pick up beautiful bikini girls.



Full on Zombie Fun

By Gilgemesh • Mar 13th, 2008 • Category: Zombies

So, as I was wandering around trying to figure out what kind of fun we could have for UHNBC day festival this year, I stumbled across this post for a Zombie walk.



Polish PM says “Internet is for Porn, not voting”

By Gilgemesh • Mar 12th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

So, this guy has got it right.



Wish I had her job

By Gilgemesh • Mar 11th, 2008 • Category: Rants

I can’t believe this story of someone complaining that they were made to look at pictures of beautiful half naked women at work.



So you wanted a whore . . .

By Gilgemesh • Mar 11th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

OK, through my extensive research, or possibly just one quick search here at google, I have some great info on the Spitzer the whoremongering NY governor issue.  Here is the smoking gun story.  Here is a link showing what some of the girls look like.  Not too bad, but I can’t really say as I could see spending thousands of [...]



Gallery of The Strange

By Gilgemesh • Mar 10th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

So, I was just going to post this in the Heathen News section, but it really deserves its own post. The Orlando Sentinal, a perfectly legitimate news outlet in the Orlando Florida area, has a glorious listing of bizarre and funny images in their Gallery of the Strange. Some of the highlights include:

This Aussie man [...]



Some Great Random News Links

By Gilgemesh • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

  

Apparently Buffy is slaying more than vampires.  Check out this link to see what the girl has been up to in the latest issue of her comic from the folks at gaynz.com.  It also includes some nice quotes from Joss Whedon, executive producer of the comic.
Lotus Flower over at Ibanag puts together a great list of the top 25 Web Celebrities.  Folks whose claim to fame [...]



Don’t let an Artist ruin that design

By Gilgemesh • Mar 6th, 2008 • Category: Random

So, a colleague sent this to me today. As an artist I was rolling on the floor. good stuff, and useful too. Anyone who has ever worked with a designer, or known one should take a look.