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The Great Tasting Project Part 1

By Med • May 17th, 2008 • Category: Booze

So we thought we’d try something new. Something involving sacrifice by us in a brave attempt to enhance or better your life. Something for which we would ask no thanks, but go forth proud in the knowledge that we had suffered on behalf of our fellow man.

Something involving us drinking beer.



Everyone needs one of these!

By Med • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Random

As part of my day job I come into constant contact with the absolute state of the art in consumer audio and video. I’ve spent time in home theater setups that cost more than most people’s homes, with picture and sound that could make you weep.

This is not a post about any of those products.



Living up to the Hype

By Med • Apr 24th, 2008 • Category: Booze

 
Hype. Dictionary.com defines it as “exaggerated publicity; hoopla”. I think it’s safe to say that most of us have at one time or another been caught up in hype, and on nearly every one of those occasions been let down. Maybe it was a new book (are you listening Mr. Barker?), maybe it was a [...]



Regarding Email Addresses

By Med • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Like any good Heathen I am gainfully employed (while it’s true that we need fewer clothes than most, we require astonishing amounts of booze). And like most of you out there to become employed involved the creation and distribution of that time honored document: the resume.
It just so happens that the company I now work [...]



Why aren’t we more angry *period*?

By Med • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Gil’s post got me thinking. Realistically I’m not TOO angry about gas prices because any rational person should have seen it coming. This country ['s electoral college] voted into office (twice) an oil man who proceeded to invade an oil producing region of the world under false pretenses. Add that to the fact that compared [...]



Mister B. Gone

By Med • Mar 15th, 2008 • Category: Books, Reviews

I am a Clive Barker fan. I read the books, saw the movies, even bought the puzzle box. So when I found he had returned to horror after a long hiatus writing children’s books and the like (which were, to be fair, excellent children’s books) I was thrilled. I mean buy it in first edition [...]



What’s in a name?

By Med • Mar 10th, 2008 • Category: Random

This past Saturday night I was out with some friends and after a ridiculously overpriced meal (note: I have no problem paying top dollar for a meal provided A: it at least mostly fills me up and B: it is of at least equal quality to what I feed my dog. This fulfilled neither.) we [...]



The Sky’s Gone Out

By Med • Mar 8th, 2008 • Category: Music

Post-punkers and pioneers of the Goth movement Bauhaus have released a new album Go Away White. Recorded in just eighteen days, these ten tracks represent the first new material released by the band in twenty-five years.
For those not familiar, Bauhaus (named for a style of architecture) formed in 1978 and released four full-length albums before [...]



NOW they tell me!

By Med • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: Random

A thoughtful friend sent me this link. I can see now where I’ve been making all my mistakes. After reading that it’s all so simple. I’m going out tonight and buying pajamas…



So here we are.

By Med • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: Spotlight On:

Welcome to HeathensOnline.com. You’ve probably reached this site by mistake, but we encourage you to take a look around before you move on to the asian midget porn you meant to go to. Here you can read about booze, books, boobs, and other alliterative topics as seen through our slightly cracked lens. You might find you agree with some of what we say, or you might feel the urge to defenestrate. Either way you probably just learned a new word.