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It’s an interesting interesting time to be a beer guy. World wide hop shortages have left craft brewers scrambling to figure out how they can continue making beer. Prices are rising. And the worlds lightest beer has been released.
Luckily all is not doom and gloom. The Boulder Beer Company has released a limited edition [...]