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Ancient Heathen rain ceremony? But of course…

So in case you didn’t know today, September 19th, is International Talk Like a Pirate day. In this world of religious diversity and, all too often, intolerance this is one thing I think we can all join hands and get behind. After all, who doesn’t love a pirate?

A procession of devils, ghosts and zombies through the historic Spanish city of Toledo has been branded blasphemous by the Catholic Church.

Now they’ve gone and done it. I came, pardon the pun, across a story about some amazing new massage pants. Yeah, massage pants. Just let that roll around in your head a bit before you click this link. Now, it is important to note, you will need 499 friends if you [...]

If you happen to be near Austria’s Ernst Happel Stadium, the site of the Euro championship final, on May 11, you may want to pop in. Why? All good Heathens should attend naked photoshoots, and this one is a doozy. Check out this post at The Beautiful Game to get the details.

  Every once in a while you have to reexamine your views on religion, and their leaders, in order to find renewed faith in your own.  I’ve always maintained that there was good to be found in all aspects, if you know how to pick and choose, like a buffet (to paraphrase “Big Trouble in [...]

A real-life, legitimate study has confirmed that quickie sex is better than prolonged sex. Check out the article here for the recap. Here is the quote
A new scientific study about sex found that when it comes to sexual intercourse, a few minutes is best.

While doing my usual search for all things Heathen news I cam across this link to Nude News - The Bare Truth a collection of current news items pertaining to nude or naked folks.  Some of the highlights:

‘Jesus Told Me to take a Nude Stroll’ - A man walking naked on U.S. 1 in Florida told police [...]

Yes, you read that headline correct. Check out this story about a church in Sweeden that has won the prestigeous 2008 Church Cock of the Year. Some great quotes from the article. Such as:
“It’s a lovely cock,” said Anna-Maria Larsson, the parish vicar
and this, which really was taken directly from the news source, got to [...]

OK, through my extensive research, or possibly just one quick search here at google, I have some great info on the Spitzer the whoremongering NY governor issue.  Here is the smoking gun story.  Here is a link showing what some of the girls look like.  Not too bad, but I can’t really say as I could see spending thousands of [...]