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Random Thoughts from the day

By Fade • May 12th, 2008 • Category: Random, Ruminations

Just a few thoughts that popped into my head throughout the day.

 Just because you drop some Swedish Fish into a puddle of rain water, doesn’t mean they’ll swim away, no matter how pretty it looks.
This Traffic Jam would be seriously annoying, if it wasn’t for all the gasoline fumes in my car.  Instead its just [...]



Fool in the Rain - A Led Zeppelin Cover Story

By Gilgemesh • May 2nd, 2008 • Category: Random

I’ve been wondering if it was possible to write a short fiction cover of a popular song. So, with all due respect, I’m going to give this a try, and if it doesn’t work, well, piss off. All credit to the original composers of this song, Mr. Jones, Mr. Page, and Mr. Plant.



Everyone needs one of these!

By Med • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Random

As part of my day job I come into constant contact with the absolute state of the art in consumer audio and video. I’ve spent time in home theater setups that cost more than most people’s homes, with picture and sound that could make you weep.

This is not a post about any of those products.



Doctor Horrible, a Sing-a-long blog

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Random

I came across an interesting link today.  Apparently Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy, Firefly, and various and sundry other items, has create a new project.
“Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will star Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, Felicia Day as Penny and a cast of dozens.” 
Yeah, that would be Doogie/Barney, That [...]



Shameless Plug

By Fade • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Random

Ahh Springtime.  As the days grow longer, and the weather grows warmer, we slowly spiral into those days where we go to vast parties, ones where you are expected to “provide” something to help with the hosting.  Usually its beer, or potato salad or some sort of Bar-B-Que type item.  Since any beer I could [...]



What’s in a name?

By Med • Mar 10th, 2008 • Category: Random

This past Saturday night I was out with some friends and after a ridiculously overpriced meal (note: I have no problem paying top dollar for a meal provided A: it at least mostly fills me up and B: it is of at least equal quality to what I feed my dog. This fulfilled neither.) we [...]



An Interview gets out of hand.

By Fade • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Random

Due to a situation that may or may not have actually happened, and brought on by Med’s post, I felt compelled to share this advice with our readers.
When going on a business interview, breath deep, relax, and when the bored stuffed shirt shuffles your papers and asks “Do you have an MBA?”, do NOT:
Scratch the [...]



Don’t let an Artist ruin that design

By Gilgemesh • Mar 6th, 2008 • Category: Random

So, a colleague sent this to me today. As an artist I was rolling on the floor. good stuff, and useful too. Anyone who has ever worked with a designer, or known one should take a look.



NOW they tell me!

By Med • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: Random

A thoughtful friend sent me this link. I can see now where I’ve been making all my mistakes. After reading that it’s all so simple. I’m going out tonight and buying pajamas…



Advertisements from Another Dimension

By Fade • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: Random

Normally, I’m pretty much immune to all the marketing tricks and trends. All the grand lifestyles, bikini babes, talking animals, and “so cool everyone wants one” type of ploys fall on deaf ears (or blind eyes as the case maybe). But lately, something strange is going on. Either advertisers have found a way to beam [...]