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Wanted: Reveiw of the Revision

By Fade • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Movies, Reviews

     So I took the time and braved the crowds this holiday weekend and went and saw “Wanted” this weekend.  While the theater was filled with “too cool and tough for this shit” teenagers dumb enough not to shut off their cell phones, it was thankfully bereft of small children, for whom the movie is [...]



So, you need a new keyboard

By Gilgemesh • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Reviews

Check out this one from Art Lebedev. Here’s the short version, each key has a tiny microchip and display screen.  So if you don’t want your K key to have a K, but rather a Nekid image of some tasty morsel, you just upload that image to the key chip and presto.  Now you have a [...]



The Great Tasting Project Part 1

By Med • May 17th, 2008 • Category: Booze

So we thought we’d try something new. Something involving sacrifice by us in a brave attempt to enhance or better your life. Something for which we would ask no thanks, but go forth proud in the knowledge that we had suffered on behalf of our fellow man.

Something involving us drinking beer.



Living up to the Hype

By Med • Apr 24th, 2008 • Category: Booze

 
Hype. Dictionary.com defines it as “exaggerated publicity; hoopla”. I think it’s safe to say that most of us have at one time or another been caught up in hype, and on nearly every one of those occasions been let down. Maybe it was a new book (are you listening Mr. Barker?), maybe it was a [...]



Getting Pwned by Hillbillies.

By Fade • Apr 8th, 2008 • Category: Games

   I consider myself a moderate gamer, not having enough free time or money to play all the games and excel at any of them, but have some skills and enough experience to generally know what I’m doing.  Thanks to Med, I occasionally will venture online and play multi-player games on the PC or X [...]



Found without translation

By Fade • Apr 1st, 2008 • Category: TV

One of the most horrible things about the past writer’s strike has been that most people have had to go without the Series “24“, with no chance to see a new episode until 2009. Well the simplest solution to those that need their “Jack” fix is to take a little vacation, all the way [...]



Good News for South Park fans

By Gilgemesh • Mar 30th, 2008 • Category: TV

Some times you wonder just how money grubbing and evil the folks in Hollywood can be.  Well, it seems that Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the guys who so wonderfully brought us Baseketball and South Park, are refusing to join the elitist screw the fans Hollywood in crowd. South Park Studios, a new venture from the [...]



Mister B. Gone

By Med • Mar 15th, 2008 • Category: Books, Reviews

I am a Clive Barker fan. I read the books, saw the movies, even bought the puzzle box. So when I found he had returned to horror after a long hiatus writing children’s books and the like (which were, to be fair, excellent children’s books) I was thrilled. I mean buy it in first edition [...]



Army of 2 Review

By Fade • Mar 11th, 2008 • Category: Games, Reviews

  Army of Two.  All in all, not a bad game.   Like most things, better with two people, but still enjoyable alone.
The basics of the game is you take the role of one of two “contractors” and are thrust into various battlegrounds of recent history (Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq)with specific objectives to achieve for cold hard cash.  Make no [...]



The Sky’s Gone Out

By Med • Mar 8th, 2008 • Category: Music

Post-punkers and pioneers of the Goth movement Bauhaus have released a new album Go Away White. Recorded in just eighteen days, these ten tracks represent the first new material released by the band in twenty-five years.
For those not familiar, Bauhaus (named for a style of architecture) formed in 1978 and released four full-length albums before [...]