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Get your very own monkey spanker

By Gilgemesh • Sep 2nd, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

Occasionally someone will send me a link that I think is funny, but this one is just messed up.  I am not really sure just what is going on there, but it looks to me like someone took a ping pong paddle and poked a hole in it.  
Then I suppose you are expected to [...]



Line Dynamics and You.

By Gilgemesh • Jul 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

As Med and Fade know, I am a Macophile.  Being a designer,, and an early adopter of the IIe I have been using an Apple brand computer for over 2 decades.  Knowing that, like many other computer companies, Apple has some glitches in any new release, I did not jump on the iPhone bandwagon last [...]



Festival Update

By Fade • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

Alright, its been a full week since Festival, and I think that I’m finally recovered enough to write about it.  This year’s Festival involved: The introduction of a new Red Shirt into our tribe; The subsequent promotion of Med from Standing Red shirt to, “Torquemada of the Red”; Multiple Midget games (including horseshoes, badminton, and [...]



Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.



Festival, a Brief History and Guideline

By Fade • May 20th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

You can feel it in the air.  Already you see people making travel plans, boarding up their houses, the mass evacuations of neighborhoods, children being shipped off to faraway places, and the police gearing up for a rash of complaints. It can only mean one thing. The Festival is nearly upon us, and by that, [...]



Random Thoughts from the day

By Fade • May 12th, 2008 • Category: Random, Ruminations

Just a few thoughts that popped into my head throughout the day.

 Just because you drop some Swedish Fish into a puddle of rain water, doesn’t mean they’ll swim away, no matter how pretty it looks.
This Traffic Jam would be seriously annoying, if it wasn’t for all the gasoline fumes in my car.  Instead its just [...]



“It ain’t easy having Pals”

By Fade • May 11th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Watching recent events unfold in “How I Met Your Mother” has got me thinking (besides confirming that Neil Patrick Harris is one of the best actors of our time) about friendship. The world of non-romantic relationships takes on many forms and labels. There are acquaintances, workmates, colleagues, roommates, wingmen, Bro’s, buds, mates, close [...]



Regaining that Half Inch

By Fade • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

     The other day I was over Med’s house, trying out a growler(jug o’ beer) of  “Racer X” (which is actually quite good, three tastes in one mouthful).  Seeing as it was a lot of beer, I soon had to adjourn to the bathroom.  As I relieved myself, my eyes wandered over the ever present [...]



Get lit, Save Earth. Drunken Environmentalism

By Gilgemesh • Apr 29th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

While doing a bit of research followup to my post on Heathen Support for Earth Day I came across a great environmentally sound idea they are trying in Norway.  Where, by the way, they have some of the most fabulous women.  Second only to those from Sweden.  Yes, I am sucking up to the wife just in case she [...]



Heathen support for Earth Day

By Gilgemesh • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Today is Earth Day. In order to show an appropriate amount of support for this holiday I decided I would find a great cause to support. There are a lot of worthy causes out there.