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Festival Update

By Fade • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

Alright, its been a full week since Festival, and I think that I’m finally recovered enough to write about it.  This year’s Festival involved: The introduction of a new Red Shirt into our tribe; The subsequent promotion of Med from Standing Red shirt to, “Torquemada of the Red”; Multiple Midget games (including horseshoes, badminton, and [...]



Festival, a Brief History and Guideline

By Fade • May 20th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life

You can feel it in the air.  Already you see people making travel plans, boarding up their houses, the mass evacuations of neighborhoods, children being shipped off to faraway places, and the police gearing up for a rash of complaints. It can only mean one thing. The Festival is nearly upon us, and by that, [...]



A Heathen in the Promised Land

By Fade • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life, Ruminations

     Now, I’m not Jewish (well I’m Ungodly Heathen of course, but I didn’t originate as Jewish either), but I do attend Seder activities every year at a friends house, a tradition that has become a treasured holiday for me (and not just for the inevitable nekid hot tubbing that usually follows).   For the past few years, I’ve found [...]