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Every Heathen needs a cause

By Gilgemesh • May 31st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

After much deliberation I have finally decided on the cause I am going to support. I know I could have taken the easy way out and joined in a cause I have friends already fighting for, but that’s just not the way I do things. It’s never easy. Besides, I wanted to find something that I could even get some of my more lethargic friends to support.



“It ain’t easy having Pals”

By Fade • May 11th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Watching recent events unfold in “How I Met Your Mother” has got me thinking (besides confirming that Neil Patrick Harris is one of the best actors of our time) about friendship. The world of non-romantic relationships takes on many forms and labels. There are acquaintances, workmates, colleagues, roommates, wingmen, Bro’s, buds, mates, close [...]



Regaining that Half Inch

By Fade • May 1st, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Uncategorized

     The other day I was over Med’s house, trying out a growler(jug o’ beer) of  “Racer X” (which is actually quite good, three tastes in one mouthful).  Seeing as it was a lot of beer, I soon had to adjourn to the bathroom.  As I relieved myself, my eyes wandered over the ever present [...]



Get lit, Save Earth. Drunken Environmentalism

By Gilgemesh • Apr 29th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

While doing a bit of research followup to my post on Heathen Support for Earth Day I came across a great environmentally sound idea they are trying in Norway.  Where, by the way, they have some of the most fabulous women.  Second only to those from Sweden.  Yes, I am sucking up to the wife just in case she [...]



Heathen support for Earth Day

By Gilgemesh • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

Today is Earth Day. In order to show an appropriate amount of support for this holiday I decided I would find a great cause to support. There are a lot of worthy causes out there.



On lions and clowns and other things to fear at the circus.

By Gilgemesh • Apr 2nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

The circus is in town.  Normally, I would not consider this to be an event worth noting.  However, my son is now of circus going age, and I thought it might be a good idea to suggest a circus trip to the wife. Apparently, I was mistaken.



What the internet is actually for

By Fade • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

As Gilgemesh pointed out in his post, there is a grave misunderstanding what the Internet is for. Perhaps the PM had wandered down Avenue Q in WOW or another MMPORG.
There are plenty of other uses for the Internet out there. For example, you can read highly informative and life redefining Blogs written by Anal retentive [...]



Polish PM says “Internet is for Porn, not voting”

By Gilgemesh • Mar 12th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

So, this guy has got it right.



An Interview gets out of hand.

By Fade • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff, Random

Due to a situation that may or may not have actually happened, and brought on by Med’s post, I felt compelled to share this advice with our readers.
When going on a business interview, breath deep, relax, and when the bored stuffed shirt shuffles your papers and asks “Do you have an MBA?”, do NOT:
Scratch the [...]