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A Heathen in the Promised Land

By Fade • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen Life, Ruminations

     Now, I’m not Jewish (well I’m Ungodly Heathen of course, but I didn’t originate as Jewish either), but I do attend Seder activities every year at a friends house, a tradition that has become a treasured holiday for me (and not just for the inevitable nekid hot tubbing that usually follows).   For the past few years, I’ve found [...]



On lions and clowns and other things to fear at the circus.

By Gilgemesh • Apr 2nd, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

The circus is in town.  Normally, I would not consider this to be an event worth noting.  However, my son is now of circus going age, and I thought it might be a good idea to suggest a circus trip to the wife. Apparently, I was mistaken.



Stupid Laws, or Zombie Conspiracy?

By Fade • Mar 27th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations, Zombies

This morning, I came across this little gem of a ruling from BG News (of Bowling Green State University) where a group of LARP (Live Action Role Players) had their game of Human vs Zombie interrupted when the University decided to ban Nerf Guns on campus. Basically the game is, a group of students [...]



Better than Hockey fights, the top 12 Hockey Goalie fights

By Gilgemesh • Mar 26th, 2008 • Category: Hockey

I am a pretty big hockey fan. A bigger fan of Hockey fights. And, an even bigger fan of the rare and elusive Goalie fight. These are my top 12.



Fantasy Election Drafts

By Fade • Mar 22nd, 2008 • Category: Politics

In his latest post, Gilgemesh has voiced his disappointment, not only in the candidates, but at playing in a rigged game all together.  The way I see, it, if the game is boring, cheer on the cheerleaders.
While it is true, in the remaining Primaries, if you are a Republican or Independent, you have no real options, [...]



Does your Presidential vote count?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 19th, 2008 • Category: Politics, Rants

I haven’t really liked any of the major candidates running for President. To me, it always seems like a bit of, picking the lesser of two evils. So I just voted for one of the alternate candidates knowing they’d never get elected. Until recently that is.



What the internet is actually for

By Fade • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Life Stuff

As Gilgemesh pointed out in his post, there is a grave misunderstanding what the Internet is for. Perhaps the PM had wandered down Avenue Q in WOW or another MMPORG.
There are plenty of other uses for the Internet out there. For example, you can read highly informative and life redefining Blogs written by Anal retentive [...]



What is a Dell for?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

So, as some of you may have read earlier in the rants section, my wife has a QVC addiction. Until today I thought of this as a huge problem. Now, I know that QVC has some redeeming qualities. As can be seen in this video which, if not embeded in the post, [...]



Cool things to try with a post

By Gilgemesh • Mar 16th, 2008 • Category: Ruminations

Now, it is important to note, that this will not contain items such as, your blogging will help you meet beautiful bikini girls, nor it will help you pick up beautiful bikini girls.



Full on Zombie Fun

By Gilgemesh • Mar 13th, 2008 • Category: Zombies

So, as I was wandering around trying to figure out what kind of fun we could have for UHNBC day festival this year, I stumbled across this post for a Zombie walk.