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2,008 naked people would be super!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 16th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

If you happen to be near Austria’s Ernst Happel Stadium, the site of the Euro championship final, on May 11, you may want to pop in. Why? All good Heathens should attend naked photoshoots, and this one is a doozy. Check out this post at The Beautiful Game to get the details.



Great news for men everwhere!

By Gilgemesh • Apr 3rd, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

A real-life, legitimate study has confirmed that quickie sex is better than prolonged sex. Check out the article here for the recap. Here is the quote
A new scientific study about sex found that when it comes to sexual intercourse, a few minutes is best.



Naked News, and it wasn’t even us.

By Gilgemesh • Mar 25th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

While doing my usual search for all things Heathen news I cam across this link to Nude News - The Bare Truth a collection of current news items pertaining to nude or naked folks.  Some of the highlights:

‘Jesus Told Me to take a Nude Stroll’ - A man walking naked on U.S. 1 in Florida told police [...]



Why aren’t we more angry about Gas prices?

By Gilgemesh • Mar 24th, 2008 • Category: Rants

Now that gas is over $3.00 nationwide I began to wonder why no one seems upset about it. Do you know where your gas money really goes?



Swedish Church Beats All Comers to Win Cock Award

By Gilgemesh • Mar 21st, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

Yes, you read that headline correct. Check out this story about a church in Sweeden that has won the prestigeous 2008 Church Cock of the Year. Some great quotes from the article. Such as:
“It’s a lovely cock,” said Anna-Maria Larsson, the parish vicar
and this, which really was taken directly from the news source, got to [...]



Some Great Random News Links

By Gilgemesh • Mar 9th, 2008 • Category: Heathen News

  

Apparently Buffy is slaying more than vampires.  Check out this link to see what the girl has been up to in the latest issue of her comic from the folks at gaynz.com.  It also includes some nice quotes from Joss Whedon, executive producer of the comic.
Lotus Flower over at Ibanag puts together a great list of the top 25 Web Celebrities.  Folks whose claim to fame [...]